At least DateSquare for Elite tried to add some function to remotely justify its stratospheric price tag. Released today, Big Money App is the second app to make it to the $499.99 price plateau. In addition it makes no effort to add functionality to pardon its cost. Per the app description, this app is about “status.” All you can do is tap a button and display a message. Any guesses as to what that message is?

Hint: This isn’t the message.

Though I am sure this app is not about savings-ze-money, the only person I hope would buy this app is the man featured above. Similar to the saga (and functionality) of the Apple App Store’s I am Rich app I am not sure why this app exists. There are 2,300+ other apps to choose from. After reading through the Windows Phone 7 app submission guidelines (pdf link), it looks like neither app (including DateSquare for Elite) is in the wrong. So, if you are single, have a new Windows Phone, and want to show your status, I know two apps that could help you out.