Vox Circle - 9/8/2011

Zune Social: ultimate jwing | By: Julio Angel Ortiz | 9/08/2011 |

It’s been a while since I’ve done a Vox Circle column. Considering I’ve slept poorly the past couple of nights, my brain was obviously keen on writing one since here I am, tapping away on my Chromebook at 12:42am to unburden the spongy gray matter of some ideas crawling around it like rusty automaton spiders.  Lucky for you, fearless reader, that you are privy to the results. Just try not to, you know, send ninja monkeys after me or something in retaliation. But if you do send them, at least send along some peanut butter crackers.


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Are we in the slow, painful yet obvious death throes of the ‘album’? In a world where MP3 / iTunes singles charts are the barometer for what’s hot, where a catchy ringtone is almost as important as the full song, and where the recording industry is pushing to price individual tracks on a sliding scale of importance, have we reached a point where soon artists will simply release singles with more regularity that attempt to capture that elusive spark, that all-too-important feature during a scene of a prime-time drama or catchy jingle in a commercial? Why should an artist put out an album of 5 to 8 fair to middling songs, and 2 to 4 great tracks when it might be more financially lucrative to take their time and work on singles, and then later on collect them in a slow-burn Greatest Hits collection?


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How much longer can Lady Gaga find ways to remain relevant? Is her fifteen minutes on life support or will Gaga have the staying power of a Madonna? Things such as her shtick at the recent MTV VMAs smack of an artist desperately attempting to drum up attention while deflecting the idea that, just maybe, Lady Gaga isn’t as shocking or edgy as we all gave her credit for. Her act could be the greatest swindle of the late 2000’s, making us stand up and take notice of an artist who was really no different than, say, Right Said Fred.


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When is Poe going to release a new album? Geez, it’s only been 11 years since we had the brilliant Haunted. Hurry up, girl.


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Microsoft, you screwed up with Mango. Not by releasing it (you totally should have done that), but by initially releasing Windows Phone 7 without its savory goodness. Come on, you were already years behind in the smartphone space thanks to the clunky Sanford & Son OS that was Windows Mobile. Then, when you decide to not include Copy & Paste or Multitasking in your OS, Apple announces the latter for iOS (they had already included Copy & Paste, so I don’t know what was up with you guys not including it. The idea is not to fail upwards, people). Then you have to make a mad scramble and say you’re including it in a following update. Come on, you have a nice looking and fluid OS, but releasing Mango later only puts you that much further behind as Apple and Android battle it out like Godzilla and Gamera and RIM sinks like wingless Mothra. No, don’t ask me why I’m using Japanese monster movie analogies.


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Seriously, Poe, can I has album pls?


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When not filling up Inside the Circle with his own brand of crazy talk, Julio maintains a blog over at http://www.julioinprogress.com.

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